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Never trust free fruit
And the worry cracks a fracture from your hip to your chest
Ru - 20 - British - writer - law and politics student - Christian - liberal - feminist - demi-bisexual - INFP - fangirl - bookworm - gamer -Whovian - Water Tribe - Ravenclaw - King's Musketeer - Dearie - Rumbelle War Veteran - Swanfire - Doctor/Rose - Jeff/Annie - Annamis

Lover of things small, dark, quiet and messy
wondertwinc replied to your post: wondertwinc said: Did you name a cat after…
That is interesting. I’d be a razorblade around dogs too if I were a cat. Seriously.
We think he was probably abused by a man and a dog before my parents got him: he was really bad when he first came to us, always scared or stressed and losing his hair from it. He went absolutely batshit around any dog, and he was always wary of my dad, right up until the day he died. But when I was born and my mum quit her job, and someone was always home, and instead of being resentful of a new arrival he was just glad to have nice company, and aside from still having issues his health improved a lot.
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wondertwinc said:

Did you name a cat after ‘Flowers For Algernon?’

I actually didn’t name him at all, he was around 7 years old when I was born, and my mum got him from a shelter so we don’t know who named him or why. He was like an old war veteran, with PTSD that flared up around men and especially dogs. With dogs he went from quietly and sweetly dignified to a ball of razorblades and fur.

  #wondertwinc    #random shit about me  
calonari:

rufeepeach:

calonari:

crankynerdgirl:

foreverouat:

Rumpelstiltskin’s Sing-Along Blog by ~Phantom-Jaselin
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And I won’t feel…



W E L PGuess I know what I’m adding to my whiteboard…


OUT OF THIS FANDOM



wondertwinc replied to your photo:   calonari: crankynerdgirl: foreverouat: …  
I swear if you write this Ru Imma smack you.
COME AT ME BRO.You know this is making me want to do this more, right?

calonari:

rufeepeach:

calonari:

crankynerdgirl:

foreverouat:

Rumpelstiltskin’s Sing-Along Blog by ~Phantom-Jaselin

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And I won’t feel…

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W E L P

Guess I know what I’m adding to my whiteboard…

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OUT OF THIS FANDOM

I swear if you write this Ru Imma smack you.
COME AT ME BRO.

You know this is making me want to do this more, right?
  #mwaahahhaahhaha    #MWAHAHAHAHAHAH    #calonari    #wondertwinc  

So I think I’ve got hooked on Grey’s Anatomy

This is all Chip and Ched’s fault. All of it.

  #andachippedcup    #wondertwinc    #life ruiners  

Fic: Harmless - Chapter 12

wondertwinc:

rufeepeach:

AU: Belle arrives, bruised and bleeding, on the doorstep of a lame spinner and his son. On the run from the war and its causes, her short stop-over becomes something else entirely.

A/N: Yes, it’s been over a month. And I’m sorry for that: real life took a turn for the insane and this fic is brain-eating enough that it got pushed aside. Anyway, again there are asterisks where any readers who dislike any kind of mature content can stop and start up again. Enjoy!


Chapter 1 
- Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7 - Chapter 8 - Chapter 9 - Chapter 10 -Chapter 11 - Chapter 12

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Harmless
Chapter 12


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On their last day in their home, Belle awakens to the sound of her family cooking downstairs. She is pleasantly drowsy as she pulls her boots back on and climbs down to the main room. She has a husband and a son waiting for her. That’s enough to ward off the twisting unease in her gut, and for a few minutes more she can forget that they’ll ever have to leave.

The conversation over breakfast is kept deliberately light, not touching on their immanent journey, on the scare of the morning nor the emotion shared. Nothing is said of anything more than the wool they have to sell at market, and the gossip Morraine passed on to Bae while they played together a few days before.

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Please ma’am, may I have some more?


  #fic: harmless    #wondertwinc  
FUCK YOU RU WHERE AM I?

OH FUCK YOU CHED I’M NEVER ON YOUR LIST EITHER.

  #wondertwinc  

A new Rumbelle design for a t-shirt. I hope you guys enjoy.
You can find it here.
Full design here:

A new Rumbelle design for a t-shirt. I hope you guys enjoy.

You can find it here.

Full design here:

  #LOOK AT THIS AWESOME    #JUST LOOK AT IT    #wondertwinc    #ched does it best    #legit tag on my blog now  

wondertwinc:

Ru your icon is killing me it is distracting as fuck. 

It’s pretty and I like it.

  #wondertwinc  

The ‘Rabbits On The Run’ shirt is now for sale.

Here.

You can find the amazing story that inspired it right here.

Once again thank you to Ru for lending me the use of her stories.

Design is here:

  #wondertwinc  

Ched might have talked me into a Pretty Woman Rumbelle AU

I might have already had the idea. But I can refuse my darling Bucket nothing. I do think it’ll hurt a damn sight more than she’d like, though…

Oh well :)

  #pretty woman AU    #wondertwinc    #I might be in a lecture right now    #real life can bite me    #writing  
LOL. Well, that was accurate.

Well, she is a possessive dragonbitch. I’m pretty sure she’s said word-for-word that you’re not official Council because she wants you all to herself xD

  #wondertwinc  

@Ched

wondertwinc replied to your post: 18, 26, 38?
I love you. My cousin held me under water. I’ve been held under water like that too and it was by my cousin. Ugh.

I love you too bb <3 To be honest, I was… ten at the time? But we were in the public pool and they kept swimming up and punching my friend in the stomach, calling us names and following us around. They must have been 13ish? Bigger than us at any rate. And they kept doing it.

And I’m not good at letting shit like that go, you know? Around then was when I started getting into fights rather than just running away. So I yelled something like “shut up and leave us alone bitches!” or something, and the leader looked furious and grabbed my arm hard enough I had finger-mark bruises later, and hauled me under. I was down there long enough that everything went blurry, and I wasn’t claustrophobic before but I am now.

And you know what, despite how truly horrible it was, still wouldn’t do anything differently.

  #wondertwinc    #wow that got long    #oh well    #personal    #about me  

wondertwinc:

rufeepeach:

wondertwinc:

rufeepeach:

wondertwinc:

Me: Okay, got my caffeine, got twenty-four hours until Paris, let’s get these fics finished!
Internet: But Fyre updated
Internet: And you still have Anastasia!Belle to read
Me: Okay, read those, now to wri-
Internet: You know what you haven’t done recently? Gone back and reread your favourite Ten/Rose smutfics from years ago. Let’s go do that, shall we?
Me:
Me:
Internet: I win.

Oh, I don’t know, but that doesn’t mean I don’t care. Even if they aren’t my cup of tea they are yours and deserve to see daylight so. 

A gift ~ I can try to write something or make you something.

I must admit, while I love your writing your artwork is even better <3 ANYTHING YOU WANT TO MAKE IS FINE BY ME.

Also: I’m 99% done with the porn I was showing everyone last night. How it hit 5,000 words of pure smut I don’t even know.

How it hit 5,000 words of pure smut I don’t even know.

Ru, this is you we are talking about. That explains everything in and of itself ~ and I shall get to work!

No, you don’t understand. I usually get bored and put feels and angst or something in to keep myself interested. This is 5,000 words of dirty, filthy, HAPPY smut. THIS IS A NEW RECORD FOR ME.

And yay!

  #wondertwinc  

wondertwinc:

Me: Okay, got my caffeine, got twenty-four hours until Paris, let’s get these fics finished!
Internet: But Fyre updated
Internet: And you still have Anastasia!Belle to read
Me: Okay, read those, now to wri-
Internet: You know what you haven’t done recently? Gone back and reread your favourite Ten/Rose smutfics from years ago. Let’s go do that, shall we?
Me:
Me:
Internet: I win.

  #you don't even know what fics these are    #how do you know you even want them?    #hmmmmmmm?    #wondertwinc  

Someone needs to write this

wondertwinc:

rufeepeach:

paintingoncobwebs:

Multiple forced orgasms and/or orgasm denial for Belle. Bonus if either (or both) is achieved by magic.

Because if someone else doesn’t, I’ll end up doing it and I can’t keep screwing Belle over with magic. It’s just getting weird now.

I have 2,000 words of that very prompt. Hoping to finish it sometime this weekend :D

I know at least three people who are already excited for this xD

Oh look, I think this is the medicine for my migraine that the doctor prescribed.

Ru, why are you holding this back?

Oh, look, a small amount of medicine:

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  #smutty smut smut smut    #wondertwinc