My mother is furious at me for jewelry.
- Mom: What are you going to tell people when they ask about your earrings?
- Me: ...that I found them online and thought they were pretty.
- Mom: Nobody's going to believe that. Are you just going to tell them that you're infatuated--
- Me: I'll say I'm a big supporter of the textile industry. Particularly the early stages of cloth making.
#they're very pretty earrings #even without the fandom reference #so she can shut the fuck up #and you'd better wear them to Storybrooke #just saying
