z
zeldathemes
Never trust free fruit
And the worry cracks a fracture from your hip to your chest
Ru - 20 - British - writer - law and politics student - Christian - liberal - feminist - demi-bisexual - INFP - fangirl - bookworm - gamer -Whovian - Water Tribe - Ravenclaw - King's Musketeer - Dearie - Rumbelle War Veteran - Swanfire - Doctor/Rose - Jeff/Annie - Annamis

Lover of things small, dark, quiet and messy

babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

have u ever read a fanfic so fucking heartbreaking and full of angst that when its over u just stare at your ceiling for like 5 min and spend the whole day making up ur own ending cause i sure fucking do im still crying dont touch me

  #tbh    #drink the poison lightly    #by accio    #really broke me like this    #like I wasn't okay for DAYS    #also kindling    #but fyre's not here to see this and laugh at me    #so  

A sudden massive attack of social anxiety is a good enough reason to skip a networking event at which I will know no one, for a firm in an area of law I know I don’t want to practice in, right?

  #ru in real life    #cause I've already had a shit week over the last seven days    #and tbqh I can't be arsed    #and am scared    #and sure it's not worth it    #so    #yeah  

So it’s been a while

But anyone interested in a Harmless snippet before I sleep? :D

  #btw    #this is the chapter I call The Big One    #so    #fic: harmless  

bottledspirits:

rufeepeach:

bottledspirits:

imagerufeepeach replied to your post: I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves,…

UGH STOP IT BOTH OF YOU DON’T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE.

THE BRITISH ARE COMING

image

#we’ll have none of your underage shenanigans here missy #that scottish spitfire has been influencing you

I’M ALREADY HERE ASSHOLES. Also I’m 19 which is OF AGE IN THE UK THANKS VERY MUCH.

image 

WELL HERE WE CALL THAT AN IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER

WHERE IS YOUR ID

DO YOU HAVE A CHAPERONE

You’re saying this to the girl who just last night posted hardcore handcuff magic bondage porn? Really?

  #MY CHAPARONE IS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE I SWEAR    #tbh my chaparones consist of a crazy dragonbitch    #her crazier phoenibitch sister    #her lovely but batshit kelpie wife    #and a troll who is a bad influence and currently fast asleep    #so    #lets see how that works out shall we?  

And thats all I can say. 

  #rumbelle    #belle    #Rumpelstiltskin    #mr gold    #so    #much    #UST    #BUT SOON JUST TO BE ST    #BECAUSE THEY WILL RESOLVE THAT SHIT    #THEY WILL RESOLVE IT HAAAAARD    #BOW CHICKA BOWWOW INDEED    #a chipped queue  

purplepirate:

NO BUT SERIOUSLY GUYS

SERIOUSLY

LOOK AT THEM

LOOK

SHE’S ASKING HIM ABOUT HIS FAMILY

AND HIS FUCKING ANSWER IS

‘I’M A DIFFICULT MAN TO LOVE’

AND THEN THIS

FUCK

AND WE THOUGHT SKIN DEEP HAD ENOUGH UST

JESUS

GO WATCH THIS

THE AUDIO IS EVEN BETTER

HE’S BASICALLY GROPING HER

AGAIN ONE MORE TIME

ASNLALFNLAKLFLAòLDFNALAFòAJFòAMAFIJALFMJòamalslflòaò

SOMEONE COME AND FREAK OUT WITH ME PLEASE

  #SO    #MUCH    #FUCKING    #UST    #SPOILERS    #DVD SPOILERS    #OUAT SPOILERS