Imma just leave this here…
He shakes his head, waves a disapproving finger at her, and pushes her hands back down to her sides. He doesn’t hold them there - he has much more interesting things to do with his fingers - but he glares at her when she tries to move them again, “Now, now, dearie, you’ve been through something traumatic. You need to rest.”
So, yeah, ‘Hidden in the Lake’ part 2 (with the smut) is coming on nicely.
Because Marchie asked for Rumbelle playing Marco Polo
Belle staggers through the water, blind, trying to find something that resembles dry land.
“Rumplestiltskin!” she calls.
“Yes, dearie?” he’s behind her, and she whirls, hands out, trying to grab him. He dances away, and she can feel the water swirl and swish around her waist.
Then it gets dirty.
And there went my early night. 6am train to Edinburgh tomorrow, and here I am, up and writing. I hope you all realise how much I love you.
I shouldn’t be reading the ‘unfilled prompts’ page of the OUAT Kinkmeme
I have work to do goddamnit. Serious work. About Congressional leadership and the politicisation of the Supreme Court. And then revision. And then William Blake analysis. And then something about Stalin.
But… I WANT TO WRITE!
Rumbelle fanfiction fills from the OUATKinkmeme:
fuckyeahbelleandrumpelstiltskin:
Yeah… I wrote an embarrassing proportion of these…

Fic: Behind Bars
Title: Behind Bars
Rating: NC-17… and NSFW, just fyi
Genre: Romance, smut, humor
Summary: Belle is the new Deputy Sheriff, out of the asylum and in a happy relationship with Mr Gold. Then she has to arrest him, and things get heated.
Here it is, the promised Rumbelle smut. Because we all love Gold in the Sheriff’s office, on either side of the bars, and my brain is unashamedly filthy, and the kinkmeme prompted this scenario.
This filled three prompts:
valerieparker prompted: Rumpel and Gaston Storybrooke showdown
accio-firewhiskey prompted: le petite morte
cyprith was mean, and prompted: Gold has an arse tattoo. I can’t believe I found a way to fill that one, but here you go.
I have found it!
The music for writing smut: Katy Perry’s album, Teenage Dream.
Well, maybe that’s just the best I have in my iTunes - much Vienna Teng and Patty Griffin to be found there, which is great for the longer, more emotional stuff, but a bit of a downer - but it’s working for me.
That and Melissa Ferrick’s ‘Drive’. That is the hottest song I have ever heard… it made me blush.
This has been a random-ass post from rufeepeach. You can now return to your lives.
So now, I guess the question becomes: do I start writing Mad Swan smut as well?
Because I love writing Rumbelle sexytimes… but does anyone even want that for Mad Swan?
Fic: Crimson Ice and Strawberry Wine
Title: Crimson Ice and Strawberry Wine
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Smut, Romance, some fluffy angst
Summary: Mr Gold loves his ice cream, and it’s more than Isobel can bear. She decides to get payback.
I think Gold/Ice Cream has become my new OTP. Written for a prompt on the kinkmeme, and for schmoo999 who prompted ‘Strawberry wine’.
Because someone on the Kinkmeme called me a ‘magical porn wizard’, and I plan to live up to that title
“Mr Gold never thought he’d find himself jealous of an ice-lolly.
But there it was, sliding between Belle’s soft, red lips…”
Yeah. You now see how I’m spending my Friday night.

Fic: Breaking Point
Title: Breaking Point
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance, humor, smut
Word Count: 4424
Summary: Belle has been living with Mr Gold for six months, ever since the Mayor ‘saved’ her from the asylum. They’re happy, but there’s one problem: he’s treating her like she’s completely untouchable, and keeping his distance. Belle decides to correct that.
I originally posted this a few weeks ago on LiveJournal and FF.net, before I worked out how to use Tumblr. However, since my next fic comes as a sequel to this, I thought posting it here as well would be best.
If you stop after the kiss, it can be read as a high T rating.
Fic: Collateral
Title: Collateral
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance, Humour, Fluff, Smut
Summary: One day Mr. Gold shows up on the French’s doorstep to collect his overdue payment. Moe isn’t home yet and Belle asks him to come inside to wait for him.
A/N: Double prompt this time: from the OUAT kinkmeme: ‘One day Mr. Gold shows up on the French’s doorstep to collect his overdue payment. Moe isn’t home yet and Belle asks him to come inside to wait for him. One thing leads to another and sexy times happens.
And from claireymil, who prompted ‘the tea service’. I do hope they don’t mind that it’s smut… if you stop after the kiss it can be made T rated.
The man on the doorstep is slim, smiling and absolutely terrifying.

