im setting myself on fire goodbye
no forget that I’m going to set whoever shared/liked this on fire
me and my lesbian man-hating feminism will ride off on a dinosaur into the sunset goodbye
W e l p.
I know one guy who’s never getting lucky again. Or spoken to. Or looked at. Or in any way acknowledged by anyone identifying as female.
I don’t hate men in the slightest but this kind of absolutely sickening bullshit makes me wish I did.
#rant #oh look #that awkward moment when ru becomes a social justice blog
I have never, and will never, reblog something that implies I’m a bad person if I don’t.
I don’t even get why these ‘reblog to prove you’re a decent human being’ things are so popular.
Far as I’m concerned they’re so popular because some people need the affirmation that they’re a ‘decent human being’, and to make sure everyone else understands that too, because otherwise they feel - probably rightfully so - like an asshole. Reblogging these things means there’re other people who are lesser to them for not reblogging them/CARING ENOUGH ABOUT THIS SUPER IMPORTANT ISSUEEE!!!11!!!1!
It’s not enough for them personally to know that they’re not a pedophile/would never rape anyone/they believe in human/animal rights/whatever. They have to prove that that makes them a speshul breed of Good Person, that is Better Than You. Which makes it an insecurity thing, because they can’t find anything else to make them feel special or valued or good about themselves.
Aaaaaand my expectations of men are forever raised to unrealistic levels.
Heart. broken.
And this man is why girls from the 80s don’t think it’s skeevy for a man to stalk you, steal your siblings, blackmail you and drug you. In fact, this man is why it seems like the height of romance to be given a glass paperweight.
You know, suddenly Edward Cullen doesn’t seem quite so bad…
Jareth wasn’t an abusive asshole boyfriend, though. She asked for him to come and take the kid (worst babysitter ever), and is a cocky little shit the whole time, and this is kind of every adventure she’s ever wanted. And despite this whole ‘temptation’ scene, he never actually puts the moves on her.
And she DOESN’T TAKE ANY OF HIS CRAP.
She’s swept along because she’s drugged, but then she smashes the whole damn thing with a chair and starts tearing down walls and shit, and then goes and defeats a whole damn army, and THEN she kicks the ass of an entire new dimension to defeat him.
Bella? Even if she made it past all of that by sheer dumb luck, the last bit she would have been all ‘Squee! That’s so romantic! Of course I’ll be your slave, what else is a woman for?!’
This is brought to you by the Rufeepeach Society for Reasons Why Jareth Wears His Sparkles Better Than Edward Asshole Cullen.
#Labyrinth #rant #edward cullen #jareth #goblin king #twilight hate
