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Never trust free fruit
You say you see heaven, i see hell but want to try
Ru - 20 - British - writer - law and politics student - Christian - lefty liberal - feminist - demi-bisexual - fangirl - bookworm - gamer -Whovian - Water Tribe - Ravenclaw - King's Musketeer - Dearie - Rumbelle War Veteran - Swanfire - Doctor/Rose - Jeff/Annie - Annamis

Lover of things small, dark, quiet and messy

Fic: Comfort In Words

Title: Comfort In WordsRating: very NC-17
Pairing: Bay Gold/Graham Hunter
Summary: Bay and Graham go shopping for books; no books are found

A/N: So this is actually a really smutty prequel to my Bay/Graham and Rumbelle fic that’s sort of college!AU. But this alone is basically just your straight up college!AU. With a lot of smut. Bay looks like this because I started this well before Nealfire.

For Fyre because she promised me Rutherglens in return.

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Bay Gold had discovered, through a good few months of trying desperately to be clandestine, that Graham Hunter had a certain exhibitionist streak to him.

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  #bay x graham    #graham hunter    #baelfire    #college!AU    #fanfiction    #smutty smut smut smut    #ouat    #once upon a time    #amuseoffyre  

Fic: Yellow (Sunbeams, blondes, and lemon shampoo)

Title: Yellow (Sunbeams, blondes, and lemon shampoo)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Baelfire was running away, but Neal prefers to chase. He starts another new life in another new world. Swan thief.

A/N: WOOO FINALLY NEAL POV. Thank you Manhattan! For Celina, but let’s face it, all my swan thief fics are for her :)


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Baelfire’s only been in this world without magic for a few days, and he hates it already.

It’s a disappointment: it has taken him so much longer than he’d expected to get here, and he’s been dreaming of settling someplace far away from fairies and magic and the dark for so long. He wanted to get to this place, the world he was promised so very long ago, and know peace.

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  #swan thief    #swan fire    #emma swan    #baelfire    #neal cassidy    #neal cassady    #ouat    #once upon a time    #fanfiction  

Fic: Cuffed

Title: Cuffed
Rating: very NC-17
Summary: Rumple’s knack with handcuffs comes in handy.

A/N: A smut piece I’ve been working on for months and never got finished, now done and dusted in honour of my lovely twin! ASSISTANT DIRECTOR AND SHE’S JUST A FRESHMAN THAT DESERVED SOME CELEBRATING OK.

It’s set in some nebulous time after ‘Crocodile’ but before ‘Outsider’. So maybe around ‘Cricket Game’.

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Belle slept over last night.

Rumpelstiltskin can barely believe it. It’s been months since she strode out of the mines, since he told her the truth and said goodbye. He had honestly assumed, in that moment, that he’d never see her again. Or worse, that she would be a private ghost, someone desperately yearned for, seen every day, from whom he was always barred.

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  #rumbelle    #rumbelle fic    #belle french    #Rumpelstiltskin    #Rumplestiltskin    #ouat    #once upon a time    #smutty smut smut smut    #fanfiction  

Ficlet: Ashes and Lime

Title: Ashes and Lime
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: 2x15 ‘Manhattan’

A little Nealfire ficlet for Celina, who prompted ‘Neal’s pov from after Emma leaves him at the bar’. This came out a lot more Rumple-centric than Swan Thief, but it’s all there!


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There’s not a lot I remember about my father that doesn’t suck

Emma’s face when he’d said that… gods above, it was the weirdest mix of understanding and horror that Neal had ever seen. As if she hadn’t, all those years ago, been the only person in this whole fucking universe - this world, and the last, and knowing his luck, the next as well - who could see through all his own bullshit. As if she believed him.

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  #nealfire    #baelfire    #Rumpelstiltskin    #swan thief    #swanbug    #ouat    #once upon a time    #fanfiction  

Fic: Reasons

Title: Reasons
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Bae’s teacher offers to come over and fix his computer over the winter break; they get snowed in.

A/N: pure happy fluff to celebrate one whole year of Rumbelle. Remix of ‘Chalkdust’, but no need to read that first. No FTland backstory, Bae is twelve and Belle is his teacher.

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This was a bad idea, Gold thought, a bad, bad idea.

But Bae had computer trouble, and it was beyond even his extensive skill to fix. His father was no use: Gold hadn’t even a computerised till at the shop, and did all of his accounts by hand: he wouldn’t know a keyboard from a modem if they walked up and introduced themselves.

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  #rumbelle    #rumbelle fic    #fluffapalooza    #belle french    #Rumpelstiltskin    #mr gold    #ouat    #once upon a time    #fluff    #diabetes fluff    #fic: chalkdust  

To be honest, there’s a lot of (awesome) talk about what should happen when Ariel appears on Once.

So instead of adding to that, when Marchie’s pretty much covered all the best kind of ground with it, I’d like to put another matter forward: Sebastian.

I’d like to put in a bid for hot, as shirtless as possible and with dreadlocks. Something along the lines of

Because I know it’s a Twilight promo shot but come on, can you imagine him singing Under The Sea?

If Once can give me a sexy Sebastian I’ll be happy :D

  #ru nightblogs    #clearly    #ouat    #once upon a time    #dreamcast  

Fic: Of Bracelets On Cola Bottles

Title: Of Bracelets On Cola Bottles
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Swan Thief (Emma/Neal)
Summary: They give each other gifts, when they can: books and clothes and, ultimately, a baby.

A/N: Super-belated birthday fic for the completely awesome Celina! I hope you like it, love!

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  #swan thief    #emma x neal    #emma swan    #neal cassidy    #swanbug    #ouat    #once upon a time    #fanfiction  

Fic: Harmless - Chapter 13

AU: Belle arrives, bruised and bleeding, on the doorstep of a lame spinner and his son. On the run from the war and its causes, her short stop-over becomes something else entirely.

A/N: It’s been months and months, I know, but here it is! Because this fic is nominated as Best Woobie!Rum in the TEAs, and I thought that deserved another chapter. So enjoy dearies!


Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7 Chapter 8 - Chapter 9 - Chapter 10 - Chapter 11 - Chapter 12 - Chapter 13 - Chapter 14 -  Chapter 15 - Chapter 16

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Harmless
Chapter 13


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Rumpelstiltskin wishes, oh how he wishes, that he had been the one to volunteer to go alone, and that Bae could have stayed with Belle.

Someone has to go to collect their cart and horses, and splitting up is safer than travelling together. But logic does little to soothe Rumpelstiltskin’s mind.

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  #rumbelle    #rumbelle fic    #Rumpelstiltskin    #belle french    #Rumplestiltskin    #baelfire    #ouat    #once upon a time    #fic: harmless  

Fic: Stranger (6/6)

AU: Belle remembers everything about their old life, and finally gains freedom from her asylum prison. But Rumpelstiltskin is nowhere to be found: in his place is an oblivious pawnbroker who is as cursed as everyone else in Storybrooke.

A/N: And here we have it, the grand finale. This story really is my baby, and I’m so glad so many of you followed it with me. I hope you enjoy the ending!

Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6

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Stranger
Chapter 6
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Gold had assumed that, when the time came for Belle to come out of his home and into the world, he would be the one holding her hand, leading her, showing her.

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  #rumbelle    #rumbelle fic    #mr gold    #belle french    #rumpelstiltskin    #ouat    #once upon a time    #fic: stranger  

Fic: Stranger (5/6)

AU: Belle remembers everything about their old life, and finally gains freedom from her asylum prison. But Rumpelstiltskin is nowhere to be found: in his place is an oblivious pawnbroker who is as cursed as everyone else in Storybrooke.

A/N: Second to last chapter, dearies! :D

Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5

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Stranger
Chapter 5
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The tenth day dawns fresh and bright, and Gold is loathe to leave Belle alone.

Their past few days have been idyllic: they spent time together in her new garden, weeding and watering, allowing the new seeds to flourish under her patient hands. They cooked meals together, are together, made love on the couch and their bed with equal vigor. It had been perfect, and she had not allowed anything to come in and spoil it. She is trying, really trying, and he loves her more with every passing day.

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  #rumbelle    #rumbelle fic    #mr gold    #belle french    #Rumpelstiltskin    #ouat    #once upon a time    #fic: stranger  

Fic: Off The Path; Into The Dark

Title: Off The Path; Into The Dark
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ruby/Gold (NOT Red/Rumpelstiltskin)
Summary: Ruby’s hot and Gold is bored, and it’s all too easy to lure a girl from the path and into the woods. What if Ruby really was Little Red Riding Hood, and Gold was the wolf? Set in Storybrooke, pre-season 1.

A/N: this is a birthday present for my glorious dragonmama Marchie. Redgold is an idea we’ve been playing with for a while, so I thought it was a fitting gift.
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The first time it happens, it’s most definitely his fault.

She’s only twenty, after all, and a waitress. She barely graduated high school, for God’s sake, and she’s not known for her responsible decision-making. Ruby can’t be faulted for being left alone with an attractive older man, with his sly smiles and gleaming eyes. No one blamed Red Riding Hood, after all, for getting caught by the wolf.

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  #ruby x gold    #ruby lucas    #mr gold    #marchionessofblackadder    #red riding hood    #fanfiction    #ouat    #once upon a time  

Fic: Saturday Morning Redux

Title: Saturday Morning Redux
Rating: PG-13
Summary: He has to see her one last night, one last time, before the end of their world.

A/N: It feels a little strange to leave a series that was basically a sex story on such an innocent note, but this was the only way it could finish, really. This is the chronological end of the Time of Day series, which is kind of a milestone for me. This story comes after Friday Afternoon, chronologically.

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He was standing outside Belle’s house at five in the morning.

He couldn’t knock, or call, or throw a stone like he had once upon a time. He wouldn’t do that to her.

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  #rumbelle    #rumbelle fic    #mr gold    #Rumpelstiltskin    #belle    #ouat    #once upon a time    #fanfiction    #time of day verse  

Fic: Stranger (4/6)

AU: Belle remembers everything about their old life, and finally gains freedom from her asylum prison. But Rumpelstiltskin is nowhere to be found: in his place is an oblivious pawnbroker who is as cursed as everyone else in Storybrooke.

Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4

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Stranger

Chapter 4
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Ten days, she promises, and what days they are.

He’d been wrong, it seems, about Belle not staying for the after. In fact, it seems she has suddenly woken up, life and energy sparking from her fingertips, and the very air in their house is alive with her, shimmering and bright.

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  #rumbelle    #Rumpelstiltskin    #mr gold    #belle    #rumbelle fic    #ouat    #once upon a time    #fic: stranger  

Fic: Of All The Taverns

Title: Of All The Taverns
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Rumpelstiltskin just wants to be a poor, anonymous beggar in a bar: he never thought he would find anyone there who could recognise him.

A/N: Set in the tavern scene of 2x11, ‘The Outsider’

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Rumpelstiltskin has never hidden who or what he is.

He supposes it’s an odd little point of pride, or perhaps the worst kind of masochism, but he has always been a monster and even when he charms, when he finds himself a desperate soul and preys upon them, his scales gleam and his teeth remain rotten and stained, a monster’s fangs, in his mouth. He is a liar, a coward, a thief and a corrupter of the innocent, but he does it all with his truest face.

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  #rumbelle    #rumbelle fic    #belle    #Rumpelstiltskin    #Rumplestiltskin    #ouat    #once upon a time    #'the outsider'  

WHAT THE MOTHA FUCKIN HELL ABC

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HAPPY ENDINGS AND HAPPY TIMES

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  #once upon a time    #ouat spoilers    #spoilers