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And the worry cracks a fracture from your hip to your chest
Ru - 20 - British - writer - law and politics student - Christian - liberal - feminist - demi-bisexual - INFP - fangirl - bookworm - gamer -Whovian - Water Tribe - Ravenclaw - King's Musketeer - Dearie - Rumbelle War Veteran - Swanfire - Doctor/Rose - Jeff/Annie - Annamis

Lover of things small, dark, quiet and messy

A Message To The Dirty Brigade

BRIGADIERS! This is your Bosun, the Gremlin speaking!

Our numbers swell, and this pleases me. There’re so many dirty-minded, smut-writing Rumbellers, and the Dirty Brigade is growing rapidly. It’s awesome.

And it’s brilliant that mine and Cal’s little war from the other night is inspiring others. Go forth and smuttify, have your wars, and cause as many spontaneous fangirl combustions as possible!

However: there is one rule that, for reasons of consideration, we all need to stick to.

Put your smut/porn/whatever under a ‘read more’ cut. It’s not difficult, and it protects innocent, non-smut loving eyes from our filthy activities.

I love all of what you guys do, but not everyone shares my opinion. Let’s keep the Rumbelle corner of Tumblr a safe space for both smut fiends and smut detractors, okay?

GREMLIN OUT.

  #dirty brigade    #consideration please    #like we have rules    #war council    #rumbelle war    #smut wars    #smutty smut smut smut  

valerieparker:

calonari:

rufeepeach:

valerieparker:

CONGRATS.

But, as per our War Council tradition, you have not been matched with a mythological creature yet.

This is absolutely unacceptable.

THEREFORE

A PHOENIX HEREBY NAMES YOU A DRYAD.

A PHOENIX HAS SPOKEN.

GREMLIN FUCKING…

<.< All Rumbelle marriages must be approved by me. Yes. 

All of them. All of the marriages. 

And with this lovely war council wedding package you get to TRANSFORM INTO A TERRIFYING MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE. I mean. 

<.<->.>

…I think Val needs to take some happy pills and lie down.

You don’t need our blessing. You certainly don’t need the blessing of the phoenix. Marry, don’t marry, write smut, write happy innocent baby!fluff, it’s entirely up to you.

HOWEVER, if you want to poke the phoenix and get her to give you a mythological creature as a wedding gift, then it’s your funeral marriage.

  #LOVE YOU VAL    #like we have rules    #War Council  

So I just saw that Ru and Cal got married!

angelt626:

calonari:

rufeepeach:

valerieparker:

CONGRATS. 

But, as per our War Council tradition, you have not been matched with a mythological creature yet. 

This is absolutely unacceptable. 

THEREFORE

A PHOENIX HEREBY NAMES YOU A DRYAD. 

A PHOENIX HAS SPOKEN. 

GREMLIN FUCKING APPROVED.

A DRYAD !

OH PHOENIX ! I thank you from the bottom of my heart. 

so does this mean then that all marriages have to be approved through the War Council? *is curious* or does that mean that if one has written Rumbelle and is a member of the War Council that it has to go through the Council?

I think it means that if one intends to marry a member of the War Council, one must first ask the permission of the other members. Or maybe that’s just because Val thinks I’m the fucking baby of the family and need her blessing. IDEK.

  #lol    #like we have rules    #War Council