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#omfg #you fucking adorable woodland creature #FYRE #FYRE HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? #bloody hell man #what even is that shirt?! #...it'd look better #you know #on the floor #just saying

#amuseoffyre #just saying #you're Gonzo #I'm Rizzo #in this movie #it's so accurate it hurts

#us at Marchie and Owl's wedding #when Marchie throws the bouquet #and Cal dives for it and catches it like FUCK YEAH BITCHES #because that other blonde one even has my hair #just saying

My mother is furious at me for jewelry.

  • Mom: What are you going to tell people when they ask about your earrings?
  • Me: ...that I found them online and thought they were pretty.
  • Mom: Nobody's going to believe that. Are you just going to tell them that you're infatuated--
  • Me: I'll say I'm a big supporter of the textile industry. Particularly the early stages of cloth making.

#they're very pretty earrings #even without the fandom reference #so she can shut the fuck up #and you'd better wear them to Storybrooke #just saying

FORGET WHAT I SAID ABOUT CHROME

I HAVE FIREFOX WORKING NOW!

FUCK YESSSSSSSSS!

GOOGLE, YOU SHALL HAVE TO TRY HARDER TO TEMPT THIS SUSPICIOUS BITCH INTO YOUR CANDY HOUSE OF CONVENIENCE.

YOU’RE STILL THE ALLIANCE. FUCKING BLUE HANDS.

#might have had a lot to drink #google can suck my dick #just saying




#red cricket #just saying #they are neither of them the people they want to be #he wants to be good #she wants to be strong and controlled #they're both making amends #both dealing with being something other than human #she's firey and badass #he's calm and a little shy #perfect balance




#we're all screwed #bloody hell we're buggered now #...threesome #just saying #don't pretend your mind didn't go there