- Mom: What are you going to tell people when they ask about your earrings?
- Me: ...that I found them online and thought they were pretty.
- Mom: Nobody's going to believe that. Are you just going to tell them that you're infatuated--
- Me: I'll say I'm a big supporter of the textile industry. Particularly the early stages of cloth making.
#they're very pretty earrings #even without the fandom reference #so she can shut the fuck up #and you'd better wear them to Storybrooke #just saying
FORGET WHAT I SAID ABOUT CHROME
I HAVE FIREFOX WORKING NOW!
GOOGLE, YOU SHALL HAVE TO TRY HARDER TO TEMPT THIS SUSPICIOUS BITCH INTO YOUR CANDY HOUSE OF CONVENIENCE.
YOU’RE STILL THE ALLIANCE. FUCKING BLUE HANDS.
#red cricket #just saying #they are neither of them the people they want to be #he wants to be good #she wants to be strong and controlled #they're both making amends #both dealing with being something other than human #she's firey and badass #he's calm and a little shy #perfect balance
#we're all screwed #bloody hell we're buggered now #...threesome #just saying #don't pretend your mind didn't go there