So I found this gem at 2 in the morning…
I quite enjoyed the “Napoleon’s Dream” bit but then I looked closer and-
/spits out tea
France what are you thinking..?
Come here, wifey. I’ll protect you from the bad European people.
Oh hubby, we’re so fucking dead. And those flamenco dancers want to merge our countries !
No one takes away my wife’s independence and gets away with it! Summon the armada, we sail at dawn!