trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day
"if i was going on a date, who be the better date: captain america or thor?"
reblog if compulsory heterosexuality ruined your life
Why do you think all men paint themselves when they go to fight? When I paint my eyes to match my soup, it is not because I have nothing better to do than worry over trifles. It says, I belong here, and you will not deny me. When I streak my lips red as foxgloves, I say, Come here, male. I am your mate, and you will not deny me. When I pinch my cheeks and dust them with mother-of-pearl, I say, Death, keep off, I am your enemy, and you will not deny me. I say these things, and the world listens, Masha. Because my magic is as strong as an arm. I am never denied.
This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing.
how the fuck did they film that scene
they threw a radio at his face
Favourite Movies: Matilda (1996)"Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique and special, for better or for worse."
I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m so popular.
Rumbelle meme: [2/7] anything you want » Rumbelle + touch