Never trust free fruit

I’m sleeping with her…

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 10:24:46 +0100

I’m sleeping with her…

Sir Galahad (or how we met Prince Charming working at the medieval dinner)

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 10:08:55 +0100

Val & Ru: *minding own business*
Sir Galahad: *comes over to chat*
Sir Galahad: *looks like young Hugh Dancy*
Sir Galahad: *flirts and chats about slightly geeky fanboy things*
Sir Galahad: *flirts more in an adorable self-deprecating manner*
Val & Ru:
Sir Galahad: *swordfights*
Val & Ru:
Val & Ru: ...welp

Medieval Times

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 09:59:30 +0100

Waitress: If you need me, you must shout 'WENCH'
Ru: Oh god
Ru: Please
Ru: No
Ru: Please don't give her an actual excuse to scream at someone
Val:
Val:
Val:
Val:
Ru: please
Val: *almighty scream of phoenix death* WENCH
Scottish Dude: Oh well done
Ru: Jesus christ

Women can be a little bit more difficult to read

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:31:05 +0100

Women can be a little bit more difficult to read

Nomnom

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:30:02 +0100

*chewing noises from behind on escalator*
Ru: da fuq?
Val: *innocent face*
Ru: were you chewing on my bag?
Val: ...yes?
Ru: why?
Val: I am the night.

people who talk about me in text posts (◡‿◡✿) people who tag me in things (◠‿◠✿) people who send...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:22:43 +0100

people who talk about me in text posts (◡‿◡✿)

people who tag me in things (◠‿◠✿)

people who send me incoherent asks to share feels (◠ω◠✿)

people who acknowledge my existence ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ω◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Rome is no longer the Borgia pope alone,Rome is Cesare Borgia...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:09:41 +0100

Rome is no longer the Borgia pope alone,Rome is Cesare Borgia also.

Am I a thing worth saving? Am I a righteous man? The world...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:08:50 +0100

Am I a thing worth saving? Am I a righteous man? The world wants me gone.

emmaswans: once upon a time meme: part deux↳ ten...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:30:46 +0100

emmaswans:

once upon a time meme: part deux
↳ ten characters [1/10] → emma swan

[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:07:33 +0100

[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]

zoophobiacrazies: Eris from Sinbad: Legend of the Seven...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:36:27 +0100

zoophobiacrazies:

Eris from Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas—do not repost

Eris on my dash today, mmyes.

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:31:08 +0100

chasseurseul: face appreciation: Emma Swan (season 1)

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:31:00 +0100

chasseurseul:

face appreciation: Emma Swan (season 1)

chippedcupofchai: This is the cover art for the truly epic...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:28:45 +0100

chippedcupofchai:

This is the cover art for the truly epic Rumbelle - Killian/Milah meets Revolutionary Road AU Ru has been writing for me, A World At Your Feet. I’ve seen more of it than what’s posted so far and I can say with certainty that you’re all going to fall in love with it!

This graphic is the best graphic and (tbh) much better than the fic itself but YAY IT’S POSTED AT LAST THE SECRET IS OUT

iambicdearie: I got my grades. Straight A’s. At a school that’s harder (according to most...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:23:01 +0100

iambicdearie:

I got my grades.

Straight A’s.

At a school that’s harder (according to most rankings) than Harvard and without its grade inflation.

University of Chicago what exactly are you thinking.

…you’re the smartest and most dedicated person I know. OF COURSE YOU GOT STRAIGHT A’S GO CONQUER THE WORLD TWIN.

ibelawraa: :’3

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:15:11 +0100

ibelawraa:

:’3

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:11:44 +0100

To summon you: 1) An owl . 2) Can of Red Bull 3) Chocolate 4) Smut 5) An old leather-bound book of fantasy tales, with a gilt-embossed spine, pages gently yellowing along the edges, marbled end-papers and the occasional bit of interesting marginalia, smelling exactly like an old book should.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:09:19 +0100

Who are you and how the hell do you know me so well?!

anon me 5 things you would put on a circle to summon me

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:39:22 +0100

Fic: A World At Your Feet

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:36:00 +0100

Title: A World At Your Feet
Rating: T
Pairings: Rumbelle and Killian/Milah
Summary: Elias and Michelle Gold appear to have the perfect life: the house with the white picket fence, the precocious child starting school, in the perfect town with the perfect neighbors. But when both are faced with a much more compatible alternative, the cracks in their foundations become gaping chasms. Revolutionary Road AU.

A/N: Dedicated to the lovely Lola (chippedcupofchai) because this story is as much her baby as mine, and it was her birthday recently, hence my starting to post this when it’s not nearly finished! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING!