Queen Helter of Skelter: rufeepeach: calonari: rufeepeach: NO RUMPEL, STOP PERVING ON...
NO RUMPEL, STOP PERVING ON UNDERAGE!BELLE. YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.
BAD DARK ONE, BAD!
DON’T MAKE ME HURT YOU. I HAVE MY ANGST!FIC RIGHT HERE, YOU KNOW.
She’s fifteen, Cal!
Yeah, I get all that. But Rumpel’s hundreds of years old; Belle is clearly in her twenties in canon and still only engaged to Gaston; he’s known her from childhood so it feels a little icky to me… and it’s funnier if she’s throwing herself at him and he’s trying to be all noble and push her away.
Plus she’s baby!Belle, even if she’s sixteen right now, and I feel all big sisterly and protective.
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- oldandnewfirm said: Well it IS fairy tale land…if we’re meant to compare it to the 16th/15th centuries, they probably marry young over there.
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