honestly can’t wait for the 50 shades movie to normalize the manipulation of lower-level female employees. can’t wait for the new wave of “consent is sexy” banners on the cover of cosmo. can’t wait for teen girls to think that a controlling relationship is romantic. can’t wait for sexualized violence to become increasingly mainstream. and most of all, i can’t wait for bdsm to be labeled a feminist revolution
my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”
and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered
"Maybe i need to use the sleep"
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
Ar-Kansas. That’s adorable.
girls don’t like boys girls like professional thieves and snake demigods
“Am I the only one who thought that Hook’s cursed lips was the most laughable storyline on the show? I know it was supposed to be a dramatic moment, but I laughed so hard!”
I rolled my eyes so hard they almost didn’t come back
Should of let them die !!
In which Zelena became Yzma
Yzma would be a much better villain than Zelena! *imagines Yzma turning Hook into a flea, a harmless little flea that she would put into a box and then another box to mail to herself so that when it arrived she could smash it with a hammer* I would pay for the postage!
You’re Annie. You like puzzles and little monsters on your pencil and some guy named Mark Ruffalo. You’re a fierce competitor and a sore loser. And you expect everybody to be better than who they are and you expect yourself to be better than everyone.
Disney Villains Week Day Five: Best/Funniest Villain
↳ Hades in general
“If there’s one god you don’t want to get steamed up, it’s Hades.
He ran the underworld but thought the dead were dull and uncouth. He was as mean as he was ruthless and that’s the gospel truth.”
Since dedicating myself to getting into “superhero shape,” several articles regarding my weight have been brought to my attention. Claims have been made that I’ve been on a strict workout routine regulated by co-stars, whipped into shape by trainers I’ve never met, eating sprouted grains I can’t pronounce and ultimately losing 14 pounds off my 5’3” frame. Losing 14 pounds out of necessity in order to live a healthier life is a huge victory. I’m a petite person to begin with, so the idea of my losing this amount of weight is utter lunacy. If I were to lose 14 pounds, I’d have to part with both arms. And a foot. I’m frustrated with the irresponsibility of tabloid media who sell the public ideas about what we should look like and how we should get there.
Scarlett Johansson for the Huffington Post [x]
More of her brilliant articles can be found here.
I’m a big homebody. I just like hanging out, doing things at home. I like gardening.
“Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness.” — Kurt Vonnegut
remember on ff.net when the authors used to have arguments with the characters in the authors notes