This scene left me wondering how much of his pre-curse captivity craziness was playacting for the benefit of Regina and the Charmings. Or was it connected to the curse itself, and he was only Rumplebatshit until it got cast and lost its hold on him somehow?
I’ve wondered and wondered how he went from the madman behind bars to the cool and collected guy we met in Storybrooke. Even the addition of the ‘Mr Gold’ curse persona couldn’t join those dots, but I’m full of awe at the notion that he might simply have been been faking.
He was playing everyone like a harp even before he got locked up. My headcanon is that after they left his cell all WTF-y, he straightens up, walks calmly over to his leather recliner, poofs himself a robe and pipe and whips out a novel from Belle’s library to pass the time.
And fuzzy slippers.
Fuzzy bunny slippers. Purple ones.
my vote’s on Fuzzy Yellow Snails
with googly eyes
LOOK ITS APPLE PIE JUICE
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS SHIT
SOMEONE GOT A BOTTLE OF IT AND WAS PASSING IT AROUND HALL
IT IS LITERALLY LIKE LIQUID PIE
YOU STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND IT IS LIQUID PIE
THE OLD ORCHARD PEOPLE HAVE DISCOVERED SOME ANCIENT SOURCE OF ARCANE MAGIC OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IT IS LIQUID PIE IN YOUR MOUTH
WE MADE AN EMERGENCY WALMART RUN BECAUSE OF THE FUCKERY THESE JUICE PEOPLE HAVE WROUGHT
I can’t get over the fact that Prince Harry calls the Queen Granny. IT IS SO WEIRD THAT SHE IS THE QUEEN AND ALSO HIS GRANNY.
The lack of fucks he gives combined with the level of sass he practically sweats is the reason I love Nine more than anything.
RMC Again Tonight!
We had so much fun last night, why not go again? We’ll be starting a little earlier this time, though, cause I have work in the morning - we’ll say approximately 7:30pm EST.
Hope to see you there, lovelies! :D
YESSSS I MIGHT EVEN BE ABLE TO BE THERE :D
(3) Likes | Tumblr on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/87287894 it sept i dont want to die like Romeo and Juliette
I don’t want to die over teenage angst and horniness like Romeo and Juliet.
I don’t want to go through a period of thinking the person I like is a complete douchebag and then falling for him because he saved my family’s reputation like Elizabeth and Darcy.
I don’t want to be an emotionally manipulative, emotionally starved woman in love with a wife-abusing, puppy-killing psychopath who’s practically my brother like Catherine and Heathcliff.
I don’t want to be so desperate to escape an arranged marriage that I fall for the first man who treats me halfway decently and then tragically lose him like Rose and Jack.
I don’t want to be in love with someone I can’t have and consequently marry three men I don’t love, only to have the man I wanted never love me back and the one man who understood me and loved me exactly the way I was (who, incidentally, was a crook and a pimp and a cold-blooded killer) leave me out of frustration right when I figured out that I loved him back like Scarlett and Rhett.
I can’t speak for the other three couples, but if they’re anything like this…
I do not want what they had.
Catherine and Heathcliff? The dog-murderer? Seriously??
Blair and Chuck? Which part? The emotional, financial and sometimes even physical manipulation and abuse, the co-dependancy and inability to function alone, or the turning their frustration and cruelty on the rest of the world when they couldn’t do it to one another?
This list had better be a joke man, 90% of the couples on it are the least romantic/idealistic couples ever. I am legit concerned: are there really young women out there idolising these couples as functioning relationships?
Idk man I guess if you wanna be star-crossed and miserable and emotionally abused that’s your business.
I’ve read at least three fanfics now where Belle wears Rumpel’s clothes (and slightly tailors them to her figure). Because cleaning in a dress isn’t the easiest thing to do. :3