I found my Mad Swan voice
And have written 3,660 words of a massive fic for them today.
Dear Mad Swan,
Why do you refuse to say what I want you to say? I love you, I really do, but your dynamic makes it hard for me to make you feel genuine. ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO BE AWESOME AND SNARKY. I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT - I BELIEVE IN YOU! Y U SO DIFFICULT?! Love, rufeepeach
I just bought £65 worth of books
So today, I don't have to be in work until 6pm and...
Which means I ought to be working on Important Original Fiction. But then someone posted a quote from ‘17 People’ one of my favourite West Wing episodes, and I remembered I haven’t watched that show since ‘Skin Deep’ aired and OUAT took over my life. Then 3pirouette prompted ‘pink and yellow’ and my brain went to all kinds of prettyful Ten/Rose places. ...
accio-firewhiskey asked: Wow!! Ash and Morte were both so good!! Love your writing; keep up the great work!!!!
Fic: Behind Bars
Title: Behind Bars Rating: NC-17… and NSFW, just fyi Genre: Romance, smut, humor Summary: Belle is the new Deputy Sheriff, out of the asylum and in a happy relationship with Mr Gold. Then she has to arrest him, and things get heated. Here it is, the promised Rumbelle smut. Because we all love Gold in the Sheriff’s office, on either side of the bars, and my brain is unashamedly filthy,...
I have found it!
The music for writing smut: Katy Perry’s album, Teenage Dream. Well, maybe that’s just the best I have in my iTunes - much Vienna Teng and Patty Griffin to be found there, which is great for the longer, more emotional stuff, but a bit of a downer - but it’s working for me. That and Melissa Ferrick’s ‘Drive’. That is the hottest song I have ever heard… it...
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valoscope: marchionessofblackadder: storybrookemirror: ‘Stable Boy’ sneak peek #4. Oh gosh, this doesn’t look good! …..OH. SHIT. …*headdesk* Oh, Mary Margaret… Although: Gold as a lawyer?
marchionessofblackadder: rufeepeach replied to your post: #That awkward moment when your writer friend wants to read your work, but all your best stuff is fanfiction. #The awkward moment when your English teacher wants to see your best work, and all you have is Rumbelle fanfiction. And most of it is smutty. Or remotely sexual at all. It’s like, STAY OUT OF MY MIND, YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHAT...
This is my Thursday night
“You can’t just go around beating people with your cane,” she sighs, exasperated, as if he’s a small child who can’t understand that the stove is hot, “it’s called assault and battery, and it’s a crime.” My latest fic: Belle/Gold. With Gold behind bars, and Belle as Emma’s deputy. I love writing them when there’s no angst, just snark. I had some original work back today, and the...
Today I discovered that, when she was little, my...
I appear to have three fic settings
Happy fluff, deep dark angst with a somewhat happy ending, and porn. Although the best idea I have right now is kind of funny smut, so maybe I’m getting out of my box? I don’t even know, I’m just rambling now. All this just to remind y’all that I’m always open for prompts, of any kind including music and pictures.
Tag you're it meme
Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. Okay… I won NaNoWriMo in 2009, and still have a completed 70,000 word manuscript on my computer. No one has ever read it. I am a full member of Amnesty International. I was once almost arrested at a...
Regina: I made a deal with you because I expected results
Regina: I intend to see those results
Mr. Gold: you're part of the reason Belle is dead
Mr. Gold: you stole my cup
Mr. Gold: and you had me arrested
Mr. Gold: I'm not helping you with shit, fuck you very much
Mr. Gold: I mean
Mr. Gold: yes, results, absolutely
Fic: The King and Queen of Lost Things
Title: The King and Queen of Lost Things Rating: PG-13 Genre: Romance, Humor, AU I suppose, Fluff Summary: Post-Storybrooke, Rumplestiltskin and Belle are left to clean up the mess left behind after the curse breaks. Again, I filled a few prompts with this one: Cyprith prompted: ‘fishing poles and ancient fly paper’ This week’s special attacks prompt: ‘a vanity...
Random little question...
Needed for a fic: What kind of music do you think Mr Gold would have? Would he be into the Beatles, or more of a David Bowie fan…?
Hey I'm curious. Based on how I act, how old would...
Title: Quest Rating: PG Rating: Romance, humor, and tooth-rotting fluff. I mean it, this could give you diabetes. Summary: Belle finds it hard, having obscure pregnancy cravings when you can’t leave smalltown Maine. Gold tries to compensate. Written for Cyprith’s prompt and seriously, this is one of the lightest things I’ve ever written. I’d call it an insert to...
So yeah, I just wrote happy bouncy pregnancy-fic
Because I have all these deep, wonderful, kind of dark and twisty ideas for Mad Swan, and a Rumbelle post-Storybrooke story, and something Rumbelle but with Rum and Bae… and so my brain refuses to produce anything but happy baby!fic. Sorry.
Never trust free fruit: space-flower: rufeepeach:... →
space-flower: space-flower: rufeepeach: space-flower: Shipping Mr.Gold and Magnum Double Chocolate. This is smutty stuff, dammit. It’s called Creamy Gold. We have gifs and fic and everything. OTP! Magnum fic is coming along nicely. Might write some dirty Solero stuff later…but for… Also I don’t think Cornettos are big enough. Magnums are more…sturdier. Yeah. ‘As he takes a bite of...
space-flower: rufeepeach: space-flower: Shipping Mr.Gold and Magnum Double Chocolate. This is smutty stuff, dammit. It’s called Creamy Gold. We have gifs and fic and everything. OTP! Magnum fic is coming along nicely. Might write some dirty Solero stuff later…but for some reason I just can’t imagine him with a Cronetto :S xD No, a Cornetto is too… compact. It’s not soft...
space-flower: Shipping Mr.Gold and Magnum Double Chocolate. This is smutty stuff, dammit. It’s called Creamy Gold. We have gifs and fic and everything. OTP!
calonari asked: The Queen of Rumbelle Smut
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Fic: Fragments, Charred and Torn
Title: Fragments, Charred and Torn Rating: T Pairing: Rumbelle Genre: Romance, angst. But hopeful-ending angst. I filled so many prompts with this one: accio-firewhiskey: ‘palpable as ash’ valoscope: the reason why Rumple didn’t use Belle in his True Love potion shadowhostage: ‘there’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back...
If I was the queen of something, what would it be? →
So now, I guess the question becomes: do I start...
Because I love writing Rumbelle sexytimes… but does anyone even want that for Mad Swan?
Karner Blue: A Rumbelle Fic.
marchionessofblackadder: Special Attack Prompt: Rumbelle from Mary Margaret’s point of view inkstainedchocolateeyes prompted: Jar of chocolate kisses A/N: This was meant to be fluffy and romantic…and for that I apologize. The karner butterfly’s life-cycle is dependent upon the blue lupine flower. Karner Blue There is a corner of Storybrooke that was completely pure. Read More
And here I thought I was being downright strange
I ship Mad Swan. I can’t help it. I want them to be reunited at some point, for him to come back and be all like “HI SORRY ABOUT THE DRUGGING AND HOLDING YOUR MUM HOSTAGE AND ALL OF THAT, I’M HERE TO HELP YOU BREAK THE CURSE”. You know, when she’s finally admitted the truth. But her knocking him out with a telescope was pretty damn awesome. He’s another sexy...
Am in wonderful good mood
Will only write heartbreaking Rumbelle angst. What is my brain?
Sometimes I get this irrational fear that I'm...
I had this last night: creepy sound in kitchen, home alone. I actually grabbed my big-ass History textbook and was ready to defend myself. It was the cat. *facepalm*
If Once doesn't get a second season, I will...
If you love your mom, repost this. One girl didn't...
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Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
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ALL THE FEELS
Even just watching A Very Potter Sequel, Severus/Lily gives me ALL THE FEELINGS.