May 2013
incestuousborgias:
WE GOT 13 POINTS!!!
holepsi:
YOU
HAVE
NO
FUCKING
IDEA
HOW
MUCH
I
LOVE
EUROVISION
highschooljewsical:
graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk
5 tags
amuseoffyre:
rufeepeach:
Fyre:
#she knows how to hurt me and SHE ENJOYS IT #amuseoffyre
I’m not the only one who enjoys it, dear. Admit it. You want me to hurt you just a little bit more.
incestuousborgias:
but alcohol is free in Greece you little fuckers.
nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:
if you’re worried about your country just remember america has 0 points
2 tags
Fyre:
alexsheathees:
atomlc:
and tomorrow all the europeans will pretend none of this happened
it’s like eurovision hangover
wholove:
The thing is, the UK would vote for Greece even if their song wasn’t great because fucking with a country with more economic problems than us is something we are big enough dickheads to do
the-eleventh-blog:
lefayss:
samandriel:
Is this what it’s like to live in Europe
yes
yes
phantasticllamas:
Tumblr makes eurovision 100% better
2 tags
Eurovision lady: Vote now!!!
My brother: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM
tumblr right now
mooraan:
whovians freaking out about doctor who
stop yahoo campaign
wild europeans celebrating eurovision
applesorceress:
mishasteaparty:
Greece r u drunk
well, alcohol is free
amuseoffyre:
rufeepeach:
amuseoffyre:
doclecter:
that’s it. the rest of europe can go home. nothing can anything top this
O.O
They really did just look at a certain show I love and rip it off, ni:
THAT’S WHY I SAID YOU SHOULD WATCH IT YOU AND YOUR EASTERN EUROPEAN VAMPIRES.
Why improve what is already awesome?
Not improve. Parody and make hilarious. Difference.
augwins:
I LITERALLY JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING ANYMORE
youknowyourebritishwhen:
GREECE, OMG GREECE, YOU SHOULD WIN FOR BEING ‘MOST EUROVISION’
incestuousborgias:
man on top of a box containing another man.
COUNT DRACULA
lesbian kiss
Thor
Jesus with thick eyebrows
girl on fire
the joy of free alcohol.
EUROVISION
amuseoffyre:
doclecter:
that’s it. the rest of europe can go home. nothing can anything top this
O.O
They really did just look at a certain show I love and rip it off, ni:
THAT’S WHY I SAID YOU SHOULD WATCH IT YOU AND YOUR EASTERN EUROPEAN VAMPIRES.
1 tag
And Azerbaijan manages to render me speechless.
There is a man in a box. Mimicking the man outside of a box.
AND NOW A WOMAN IN THE LONGEST RED DRESS EVER AND THEY’RE TORTURING THE MAN IN HE BOX WITH CONFETTI?
E U R O V I S I O N.
adventuresinstorybrooke:
khaleesingly:
my favourite thing about eurovision is the liveblogging but also the confused americans
I really don’t understand what’s happening. It sounds like World War I before the US entered the war but with MUSIC??
IT’S THE HUNGER GAMES WITH BAD EUROPOP MUSIC AS WE FIGHT TO COME SECOND BECAUSE THE PRIZE IS HOSTING AND WE’RE ALL BROKE. B a s i c a...
1 tag
My brother: Oh, hey, a Viking in a suit!
You never really know how many Europeans you...
1 tag
Denmark are singing about the Hunger Games. I actually like this.
doclecter:
that’s it. the rest of europe can go home. nothing can anything top this
chanoeys:
i feel like this song should be used on little big planet
bennetwilcox:
welcome to europe
avengersassembleeh:
and a new genre was created
ghost opera vampire dubstep
incestuousborgias:
oh, Bonnie. no
1 tag
IT’S THE SWEDISH JUSTIN BIEBER MEETS JEDWARD DANCING ON HALF AN EYEBALL.
augwins:
*hides in shame*
*ducks and covers*
1 tag
I think Bonnie Tyler’s drunk off her ass o.O
barolenas:
in the game of eurovision u sequin or u die
3 tags
OMG ROMANIA WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING? DID YOU BEDAZZLE A VAMPIRE? CUT OFF HIS BOLLOCKS AND KIDNAP HIS NAKED MANSLAVES?
Dutch lady is like Amy Lee meets Lana del Rey meets Somewhere Over The Rainbow, but also incredibly shit and singing nonsense about dead birds.
EUROVISION
dickhowell:
i love eurovision because america is left out and its our own little thing
thestraggletag:
rufeepeach:
thestraggletag:
rufeepeach:
thestraggletag:
rufeepeach:
dID THAT BELARUSSIAN WOMAN JUST EMERGE DRAMATICALLY FROM A DISCOBALL ON A CATWALK IN A TINY SPARKLING FLAPPER DRESS WITH THE BEST ORANGE AND WHITE MALE DANCERS EVER?
I THINK SHE DID.
I think the whole of Europe is drunk. Carry on, forefathers. Make us feel like embarrassed teenagers.
You wish you...
1 tag
ARMENIA ARE YOU EVEN SINGING LYRICS NOW? THESE ARE JUST WORDS, YOU’RE JUST MAKING WORDSOUNDS WITH YOUR MOUTH. THIS SONG MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL DA FAQ
linetteherondale:
at eurovision you either wear a long dress or latex theres no inbetween
You never really know how many Europeans you...
thestraggletag:
rufeepeach:
thestraggletag:
rufeepeach:
dID THAT BELARUSSIAN WOMAN JUST EMERGE DRAMATICALLY FROM A DISCOBALL ON A CATWALK IN A TINY SPARKLING FLAPPER DRESS WITH THE BEST ORANGE AND WHITE MALE DANCERS EVER?
I THINK SHE DID.
I think the whole of Europe is drunk. Carry on, forefathers. Make us feel like embarrassed teenagers.
You wish you were invited to this massive...
the-parkster:
It’s Eurovision “I don’t understand anything because for once almost everyone sings in the language of their country” version.
queenttargaryen:
it’s all fun and games until everyone finds out their neighbouring country didn’t give them twelve points
1 tag
Wow I think Malta’s song is actually a theme song for ‘Stranger’ o.O
I really like this song guys. This is like Germany in 2010.
